BANANA MOOSE

Simple Button

Quite the nice addition to anything that lets you poke a hole in it!

Bath Mat

How about waking up and getting a Banana Moose welcome to your day!? This assumes you shower in the morning, sorry if you don't, but this may make you want to. $20ish

A LEGIT SKATEBOARD

THINK ABOUT THIS. Even if you don't know how to skate. Take this instead of an Uber more than 10 times, and it'll pay for i t s e l f. Here's the deal price for you, $89.95. It ends in 0.95 so you know I'm breaking even on this

Full Shop

All profits will go to the National Alliance to End Homelessness (91% on Charity Navigator). How will this work? I will send all the store profits to the charity. Yes, I wish I could automate it from the storefront, haven't figured that out yet. If that doesn't float your boat, donate directly! 😃

Simple patch

Cyber monday deal! Embroidered patch with adhesive backing. Just $5 for product with free shipping. 

*Patch only ships to DMC & Friends. Patch will be shipped out in early 2020.